bedding the rules

When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.

Sandra knew her fake boobs and blonde hair could only get her so far. If she was ever going to win this beauty pageant she would have to start bedding the rules.

Did you hear about that intern Monica? apparently she's started bedding the rules.

by Sgt. Salt October 4, 2009

Blending

A variation of fisting that involves inserting your entire forearm and then spinning it around fast as if you were a blender.

Justin and Stanley decided that this evening they would take turns in blending Sara.

by theblender666 May 7, 2013

Bleeding Ass

Someone who bleeds out of their ass from an over dosage of ex-lax and is an ass.

Flynn is a bleeding ass.

by harriet March 16, 2003

bleeding

when something happens that is seriously fucked up shit
Or - Wen something happens that is not right in a very weird way.

Seamus: Did yu see dat boi wid da firework? Bruv, the way he dropped it and ran was funny, alie?

Keema: Yeh bruv dat was bleeding.

by yung kikx March 19, 2009

bleeding knogle

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

by Gimli August 2, 2004

Bleeding double

When someone gets their cherry popped while on their period.

Friend: Bro I heard you popped that girl's cherry, how was it?

Me: Shit yeah, she was totally bleeding double though, shit smelt gross.

by kkiiji February 22, 2011

Bleeding Oath

A heavy metal band including 2 guitarists a drummer and a bass player:

Harrison White: Drums

Robin Haigh: Lead Singer and Lead Guitarist

Micah Douglas: Rhythm/2nd guitarist

Moat Lowe: Bass Player and King of food

Wow, Bleeding Oath were amazing at that concert last night!

by LordOzza October 15, 2012