bills

Papers you get in the mail after using your Visas, Master Cards, American Express ect.

Mom: Honey stop using your credit crads so much. Bills are piling to our heards!

Dad: Its not just me. Someones been taking my visa and spend $57,000 on a daimond ring.

Mom: "Faints"

Dad: Oh holy lord plase help us!

by *Lyn April 19, 2006

bill

a common name, also an adjective, used on persons who excessively use the word mass in everyday speech (not to define a bad situation, but just to use it. see mass fat), covers his/her mouth all the time, has a bad haircut, watches naruto and defends all his/her pointless opinions forever.

person one: *covering his mouth* mass.

person two: you're bill.

by BAM! and the dirt is gone! January 9, 2008

bills

A danceing team who can't dance. What? Oh, I mean they are a football team who never won "The Big Dance" a.k.a Super Bowl.

Guy 1: The Bills are such a sucky team.
Guy 2: yea, large men shouldn't dance ballet.

by AJ May 3, 2004

bill

a boy with a selfie case and a dream

i need to pay my bill

by sharks28 October 25, 2016

bill

a rich dickhead that watches golf all day

ever since bill won the lottery he's been a real dickhead

by fatmansteve1029384756 August 11, 2019

bill

Bill, a crotchety old fuck that usually yells at kids and strangers to get off his lawn. All his neighbors hate him and stand at their property lines and talk shit and look over their shoulders. He eats monkey poop all day long and takes pride in his lawn.

Neighbor: hey get all of that snow off my lawn.
Bill : fuck you don’t ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

bill

the guy who killed your mom

fuck bill. he killed my mom

by The Actual Bill July 24, 2020