by lol ownd July 26, 2006
Get the benzor mug.An exeptionally clever canine that can fetch humans beezos on request and impregnate bitches without paying any child support.
"Hey, Cletus. I'm all out of beezo. Tell that beezo-hound, Maginald to fetch me a fresh one...and stop paying child support."
"Man, I really don't feel like getting out of my chair. I wish I had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo."
"Man, I really don't feel like getting out of my chair. I wish I had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo."
by Camel von Woogieton November 13, 2006
Get the beezo-hound mug.Man 1: 'Did you hear, Colin's just bought himself a solid gold toilet!'
Man 2: 'Yeah i've seen it, it's bezzing!'
Man 2: 'Yeah i've seen it, it's bezzing!'
by Aidan B-S January 25, 2008
Get the bezzing mug.A male drinking partner who, while utterly slaughtered, one can get very close to, but not actually stimulate sexual acts with; A form of male bonding. This can also dissolve into violence rather easily.
Drunken drawl: "Mate, you're my bezzer you are, I f*cking love you, I'd die for you, but if you look at my girl one more time I'll F8cking punch your lights out."
by Nick CD November 15, 2007
Get the bezzer mug.Peckerhead Jeff the prez of amazon, bears strong physical resemblance to a walking human penis, and reinforced by a prickish feud with google, it is now acceptable to interchange “dickhead” with “Bezos”. Up yours bezos!
“What kind of bezos parks a car like that?”
“you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
“Take a hike bezos!”
“Bezos!!!”
“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”
“you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
“Take a hike bezos!”
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“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”
by war-n June 13, 2018
Get the Bezos mug.by William S. Jackson Jr. May 3, 2006
Get the Benzoylecgonine mug.in reference to ones best friends, most commonly used in the north of england, particularly doncaster.
'i love you bezo'
by bettifer April 23, 2009
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