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Beshitted Fuckstumble

Originally coined by David Simon (creator of The Wire), it refers to prodigious douchebags with opinions that leave much to be desired.
I thought Josh was an Obtuse Fuck but he is much worse than that, he is a Beshitted Fuckstumble.
by The Gipper October 30, 2018
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besh besh

used to mock someone, can be used in between words or by itself. created by Council of Men (COM)
John: I can put you in the hospital

Will: besh besh hospital besh besh
by ilovegibby December 10, 2019
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Beush beesh Besh BEDSHITTER belsh belushi Bersh beasht beeshee behshad

besh

"hey isaac do you want to go to the shitter and have bare besh"
"yeah fam"
by bigblackdaddy69 February 20, 2022
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Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle
"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,
by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012
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Beshemoth

1

A beshemoth is a large, tall woman that is built like a brick shithouse. The feminine verson of "behemoth".

2

A woman of that stature that behaves like she was subjected to an unwanted chili-powder enema.
I was trying to get into the bathroom at the concert but the beshemoth of a security guard was blocking it!!!!
by LordKOTL February 21, 2005
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Belsh

Belsh - A water pipe made from various materials, (e.g glass, clay, gaterade bottles, those new vitamin water bottles go alright to) Used to create and inhale a large amount of 'welsh'(weed), tobacco, snow cones of various chemicals.
Hey can you pass the belsh?

Thats a sick belsh you got there mate.

Did you just have your belsh?

Dont tell mum about all the belshes ive been having?

"What are these belshes you've been having?". says mum.
"Belshes...you know its a type of sea food". says son.
by And2602 May 2, 2010
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Load of bedsheets

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.
(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"
by General Douchington February 22, 2011
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