Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Beating Goonies

Atlanta slang for having vigorous sex to the extent of which her breasts swing to and fro and produce an audible smack.

"Dude, did you hear what was coming from Darius' room last night?"
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."

by RadioBreadOKCumCooter September 7, 2022

beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

Brenting

the act of committing douche baggery

sheesh. why you gotta be a brenting all the time?

by TeamT's September 30, 2011

bending the curve

A popular expression that means to alter the underlying terms of a problem to improve its outcome. Represented graphically, this would result in the “curve” being “bent” in a positive direction as the conditions change over time.

Bending the curve on violent extremism in weakly governed countries is possible by strengthening the institutions of governance and their capacity to protect their populations from non-state actors.

by Gil Byrd Cheever May 12, 2018

Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008

gusset bunting

1. Noun. Gusset bunting is the large flaps of labia that sometimes protrude from the edges of a girls thong or knickers (especially if said underwear is far too small for the female.)

Named after the traditional British flags draped about during times of national celebration.

1."Christ I thought that Josie was fit until I went down on her and stumbled across a veritable street party of gusset bunting decorating her panties!!!"

by Red Five October 24, 2005