Holy bullshit

Bullshit that is so over the top even religious people can’t come up with a bigger lie.

No one is going to believe you played baseball for the Yankees, that is some holy bullshit

by SAK 42 December 26, 2018

Straight Off Bullshit

When in extreme disbelief..

They rigged the awards ceremony, so i can win the big prize and it turned out that some other dickhead wins it, THIS IS STRAIGHT OFF BULLSHIT!!.

by Mysta D February 5, 2009

Feel Good Bullshit

Useless statements that are meant to make people feel better but have little relevance to reality and usually make the recipient feel worse off than they were.

"Don't worry God cures everything!" "Thanks i'm sure that Feel Good Bullshit will cure my terminal cancer."

"Well just remember You always miss all the shots you don't take." "That feel good bullshit is not going to bring back the millions we lost last quarter on the risky deals you recommended!"

by randomtasks February 14, 2017

Bellshill Academy

The school that when you first step in it you want to fucking jump off the math or english balcony

bellshill academy? oh that school that’s very unhealthy and unhygienic? yeah i go there

by penisdestroyer2010 June 9, 2020

new age bullshit

Any word spewed forth from the mouths of residents of San Francisco, Boulder, and attendees of Burning Man.

Person A: "Hey dude, you see that hippie on campus? What was he talking about?"

Person B: "I dunno, some new age bullshit."

by definitionnugget April 14, 2014

hanky panky bullshit

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.

"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"

by Brian P Wang June 28, 2006

bollshit

combined from Uwe Boll, worst movie producer/director this planet has ever seen (Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead), and "bullshit"

(1) term to describe the end product of a Boll production

(2) rating for a movie or scene that was just as good as if it was made by Boll himself

(1) "Dude, did you hear who's gonna direct the adaptation of 'Dungeon Siege'?"
"Yes, and it will end up being the same bollshit as usual"

(2) "Hey, what did you think of that one scene in Battlefield Earth when Travo.."
"Oh for gods sake, dont talk to me about that bollshit!"

by Chainsy July 20, 2008