bellinghammered

the act of being drunk in bellingham, washington

dude, i got so BellingHAMMERED at that party over at Western.

by mtron July 2, 2006

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

Polar Bearing

Jumping into the ocean in the morning. Not only crazy, but freezing.

Polar bearing: the pins and needles feeling that you get when you're sitting on your leg is the feeling you get all over when you jump into the water that early.

by your solar eyes October 7, 2006

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

Bellingham HighSchool MA

hey, welcome to bellingham where everyone either smokes weed or has a juul! or both, no shame. if you wanna find beer cans in toilets then this is the school to enroll in! currently you can shit or piss, while we have guards outside of the bathrooms because nobody can go 6 hours without smoking i guess. think its bad? this is only the start. 63 felonies against a teacher who filmed children using the restroom! and once a teacher was so mad about being laid off that they tried to blow up a car! everyone here hates eachother, the whole "the drama stops in highschool" doesn't apply here. looking for diversity? well then maybe this place isn't for you, 89 percent white and 11 percent is POC! and everyone is racist too, if your actively looking to be hate crimed you can easily find it here. basically what im saying is if you plan on coming to bellingham please find another form of education for your kid. or yourself.

literally nobody likes Bellingham HighSchool MA their sports suck too lmao

by greenvans October 20, 2021

Tahiti Beating

1)Getting motorboated by a woman by her breasts , instead of by mouth

2)Repeatedly having breasts shaken in your face from side to side

Man that stripper gave me a tahiti Beating last night , My face is still sore.

by Darrel Alderman II August 5, 2010

beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.

Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.

by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008