by I, Wreckerrr August 5, 2020
Get the Bar fight in Hell! mug.A program shown on Spike TV that's a documentary / reality show where a man named Jon Taffer finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
I'm gonna watch Bar Rescue on the telly tonight to see if Jon Taffer can pull The Purple People-Eater out of the dumper.
by Telephony April 24, 2015
Get the Bar Rescue mug.A girl who is always in the club or at the bar hooking up with random dudes she just met. They are usually sexually promiscuous and drink a lot.
by Ron Brgundy August 17, 2010
Get the Bar Dirty mug.usually sets in around your 4th or 5th drink of alcohol, it occurs when your face becomes expressionless and thus less attractive. Can be a particular downside when attempting to attract members of the opposite sex
Brandon:"Woah, John's not doing to well over there with the ladies. He looks totally plastered"
Nate: "You're right. Better get him some gum to chew quick to get rid of that bar face!"
Nate: "You're right. Better get him some gum to chew quick to get rid of that bar face!"
by Natron B November 6, 2009
Get the bar face mug.a chick who hangs at the bar on a daily basis, fucks whover buys her drinks/drugs and thinks she's hip to the scene.
by marianabelle June 27, 2005
Get the bar hag mug.Bar Narcolepsy, often shortened to Barcolepsy, is a disorder characterized by a sudden and uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while out drinking with friends. Bar narcolepsy is often triggered by excessive amounts of alcohol.
Bar narcoleptics can often be seen sleeping on couches, stairwells and in extreme cases the floor.
Bar narcoleptics are usually accompanied by friends who try and escape the attention of the bounces by holding them in and upright position and pretending to engage them in conversation.
Bar narcoleptics can often be seen sleeping on couches, stairwells and in extreme cases the floor.
Bar narcoleptics are usually accompanied by friends who try and escape the attention of the bounces by holding them in and upright position and pretending to engage them in conversation.
Friend 1: It's your turn to watch Emily, she has fallen asleep on the couch again.
Friend 2: I think she might have Bar Narcolepsy.
Friend 2: I think she might have Bar Narcolepsy.
by liquidroom July 11, 2011
Get the Bar Narcolepsy mug.Example 1:
Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"
Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.
Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"
Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
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