bathing apes

the long version of "BAPES"

"I got me some bathing apes"

by VICECITY November 14, 2007

bathin ape

cool shoes, named in "crank dat soulja boy"

Hataz gettin mad cause I got me some bathin apes.

by CamCamCamCam October 28, 2007

Benthin

A person or persons who are unreachable 99% of the time you are trying to get a hold of them. Usually a secretary or bitch-boy.

"Where the fuck is Benthin?!!"

"That shit-bag is a complete benthin when it comes to work."

by GI Joe Cool August 2, 2006

Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

Bantai

Junkie give-up, Junkie hobo

Got any weed, Bantai?

by Ramesh Brahmadathan February 26, 2004

Benthic Zone

The lowest level in a body of water such as a lake or the oceans.

the Benthic Zone

by this is uber gay May 19, 2010

Bantifreeze

1) When someone tries to get some bantics going by doing the first act (acting like antifreeze on a so-far boring night out)

2) Term for alcohol consumed before the bantics begin (or so that bantics seem like less of a challenge).

1) 'I had to do some bantifreeze at that moment or the night would have sucked'

2) 'Pass me some of that bantifreeze'

by E-li May 20, 2011