Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener

Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!

by Jakisumo October 18, 2021

Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea

I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight

by anonymous August 31, 2021

Bangkok Blowback

During missionary, while thrusting hard to bring your partner to pleasure, she farts so hard that it lifts your ballsack up mid-thrust

I was hammering away at Sally so hard she farted and gave me a Bangkok Blowback.

by stoicfather December 4, 2024

Bangkok

Slang for the drug crack as in rock or Bangkok

I'd love a gram or two of some bangkok

by Marlow tharreg November 5, 2025

Bangkok

A slang word used for the drug crack cocaine

Who did you score your Bangkok from?

by Marlow tharreg November 5, 2025

The Bangkok Bugle

The Bangkok Bugle is a sexual act usually performed by window fitters called Darren on vacation in Thailand.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.

"Have you seen Darren Lately Mark?"

"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"

by The Phantom Prankster January 10, 2026

Bangkok Broiler

When your asian hooker cooks you rice with nothing but her ass.

If you want a good Bangkok Broiler head on down to my favorite noodle shop called Pho No Look Who At They Let In The Back Door. The ladies are steamin.

by The.Good March 18, 2025