Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.

Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!

by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023

Bangkok Blowout

The act of violently defecating after enjoying a succulent Thai meal.

“It was lovely meal, Stephen, but I didn’t half have a Bangkok Blowout afterwards”

by wetjim53 December 31, 2020

Bangkok patana

Students cry if they get anything below an a+. Damn bro id be fine with a b. Specimens to be spotted lurking the phrom phong region.

HOLY SHIT ITS BANGKOK PATANA STUDENTs

by Studentwelfaremyass March 21, 2021

Bangkok Blowback

During missionary, while thrusting hard to bring your partner to pleasure, she farts so hard that it lifts your ballsack up mid-thrust

I was hammering away at Sally so hard she farted and gave me a Bangkok Blowback.

by stoicfather December 4, 2024

Bangkok

Slang for the drug crack as in rock or Bangkok

I'd love a gram or two of some bangkok

by Marlow tharreg November 5, 2025

Bangkok

A slang word used for the drug crack cocaine

Who did you score your Bangkok from?

by Marlow tharreg November 5, 2025

The Bangkok Bugle

The Bangkok Bugle is a sexual act usually performed by window fitters called Darren on vacation in Thailand.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.

"Have you seen Darren Lately Mark?"

"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"

by The Phantom Prankster January 10, 2026