Wannabe Badass

A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.

Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)

Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.

Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.

Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.

by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015

Badassitude

1. Possessing a particularly Badass nature.
2. The quality of being a badass.
3. The degree to which one is a badass.

1. Guy 1: "That action movie with Jet Li fighting himself was AWESOME!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it had quite a lot of Badassitude."

2. See: Chuck Norris

3. Dude 1: "Man, that Jack Bauer is pretty badass!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but Chuck Norris has a much higher degree of Badassitude."

by YourMom42 October 1, 2008

badassery

The act of being a complete and total bad-ass.

Hugo Stiglitz exemplifies so much badassery it's ridiculous.

by Embassador of Badassery November 18, 2010

badass

Awesome to an extreme level, thereby leveraging unquestionable authority.

Sam Elliott's mustache = badass

by not ted November 10, 2006

Balasubramaniyan

King of his destiny
Works for his own purpose
Height 5"00
Works in Chennai information technology, India

Balasubramaniyan is cute

by Balasubramaniyan November 23, 2021

Badassikins

Everything about this is badass.

Dude, your outfit is badassikins.

These tacos are badassikins!

by Mr Langis Pinkston August 27, 2008

Badasstastic

A combination of the words Bad ass and Fantastic for the resulting: Badasstastic. Used in the same context as "beast", "sick", "steezy", "greasy", etc.

John: "Dude, you'd never guess what I did today!"

Steve: "Oh, I dont know, what?"

John: "I got a 36 kill streak today on cod."

Steve: "Thats pretty Badasstastic, but I have a life."

by UnknownProject May 16, 2010