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controller knee balance 

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

Shirk-life balance 

The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.
Shirk-life balance by OGH Savage November 17, 2022

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Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
Shortened form of Ambulance.
Rex: Yo bro Harry just got jacked up on the half pipe. His leg bone is where his arm bone used to be.

Dexter: Call the bulance man! There’s no time to be touching each other!
bulance by Leland Bruce February 2, 2023