bacon

1: (proper)Food product derived from swine.
2: (slang) Currency.

1: Yo, Marla, can I get me some bacon wi' dese pancakes?
2: Man, I need some bacon, I'm-a hit the machines like a demolition derby.

by massakist April 27, 2004

baconator

a fat chode of a guy usually named bob who laughs at his own jokes and usually is a chubby chaser.

That guy is total baconator.

by michaellover June 19, 2011

bacon

one who makes use of the technology of superficial skin color enhancing to the point where such a person develops a dual-toned skin color. no long classified as a "caucasian with a tan", this person has now taken on the texture and hue of "bacon."

dayum!! dijoo see huh faceee? she looks like bacon!

by not bitter. March 23, 2005

baconator

a large,white trash woman who sexually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. She usually requests bacon and OJ in the morning. called the "baconator" cause nobody knows her real name.

"hey, where did jim go last night?"
-"the baconator got him..poor guy"

by sillyface111 May 6, 2010

Baconator

A baconator is a big red pussy. As popularized by the Wendy's commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.

"Dude sorry I couldn't smoke last night, I was face deep in a baconator."

"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."

"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."

by atlho August 13, 2012

Bacon

Meaty strips of porky goodness which take far to long to prepare compared to how much of it you get, but daaaaamn, it's worth it.

For health reasons, I tried to cut back on bacon by living without it for one month.
I was not a happy camper that month.

by Bowes December 28, 2005

Bacon

Email that you've signed up for, but now it clutters your inbox. Not spam, but bacon.

I need to unsubscribe from these email lists cuz I got too much bacon in my inbox.

by tlaffer December 16, 2009