Backseat Baker

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.

"Bitch can't you see I can bake my own motherfucking cake; don't be such a backseat baker!"

by Museme July 06, 2014

Sent to the backseat

To hangout with a girl but then she brings her best friend along who then goes onto to lock you out of all conversations and if your in a car put you in the backseat.

When me and Kathryn picked up Alexis I realized I was about to be sent to the backseat.

by Skitts24 February 11, 2015

BackSeat Rizzing

when the homies try to rizz up your girl for you

Amelia: Ya'll suck at rizzing

Jah'Rond: Tell her you want to lick her dry

Jackson: Letme rizz her on my own, Stop backseat rizzing!

by Aphirdote April 23, 2023

Backseated Whackbeat

When a girl you pick up beats off eveyone in the car for a ride.

Jenny was picked up and beat off everyone in the car-Backseated Whackbeat

by Samuri 99 May 05, 2003

backseat driver

a sex position involving three people, usually two male and one female. one man enters the girl from behind; she is on her hands and knees. this man holds her hair and controls her head on the third person, who receives oral sex.

Let's just say we were drunk, we ran into her ex, and I was the backseat driver.

by 99escapee January 04, 2011

Backseat Bail

Sometimes referred to as a cum-and-run, a backseat bail is the act of having sex with a girl in the doggy-style position, finishing, and then running away before she turns around.

So I was fucking this chick last night, and as I sobered up I remembered she was ugly as fuck, so I grabbed my clothes and backseat bailed on her.

by Medway April 26, 2010

backseat GPSing

Calling out directions from the backseat even though the driver is using a GPS device.

We were in a cab driving from the airport and my wife was backseat GPSing the whole way.

by utjhawk January 01, 2012