Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

Butt Sex

THE ultimate form of birth control.

Little Johny didn't want to get his girlfriend pregnant, even though she was on birth control. So instead of the mundane vaginal pounding that he would like to do, they just had butt sex.

by magic bananas March 7, 2011

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

Butt sex

The act of lighting up a cigarette, smoking the whole thing, then using the dying embers on the cigarette butt to light up another.

Chain smoker: I was so stressed yesterday that i had butt sex six times in one sitting while smoking my camels.

by Fl3tch3r November 18, 2009

butt sex

1.The act of penetrating someone anally.

2. Peter Griffin's campfire song!

There once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail , and they discovered they could sleep with another male , they were havin' butt sex...cowboy butt sex.....

Sodomyyyyyyyy , sodomyyyyyyy.....sodomy.

by queen_azure January 29, 2008

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

by the real rick james December 7, 2005

butt sex

1.Having something suck, or being incredibly lame.

2.Summing up an entire conversation

1.Dude, this game is total butt sex, I'm done

2. After a long pointless story....one answers
"So pretty much butt sex right?"
"Yeah pretty much"

by buttsex69 December 9, 2008