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Boffo

Originally a joke shop in Terry Pratchett's Discworld, run by a witch.

1- An item from joke shop

2- The things that people expect to see, the thing that makes a witch seem real. An illusion.
"I bought a Boffo Cauldron today."

"People expect a witch to have bad skin and warts, but she has a lovely complexion, so she has to order warts from Boffo."

"Boffo intimidates people and makes people respect you. Otherwise, they won't take you seriously."
by AnkhianMorePork October 31, 2011
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boffin

This is an insult used by fuckwits to demean intelligent people who are actually going to get somewhere in life instead of being a bum. such fucking idiots include townies, skanks and northerners.
Fuckwit: ''You're going to college? You boffin.''

Person who actually has integrity: '' Oh yeh i know, i'll just join you on the streets. FUCK OFF!''.
by BadLieutenant June 1, 2004
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Boffin

What dumb people call clever people to make up for they're own dumbness.
Some sort of Lame insult to clever people.
Dumbass: "you are such a boffin"
Clever Guy: "you hav the I.Q of a Hair."
Dumbass "whats I.Q?"
Clever person "haha Dumbass. You Suck"
by www.stereocollision.tk May 23, 2004
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boff

(Leicester slang) A friendly 'insult' to describe someone who is clever.
She got 48 out of 50 on the test! What a boff.
by Sarah H June 18, 2004
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Boffbowsh

Travelling salesman. Tends to be of the variety of books or diamonds. Will take cash, credit cards or personal cheques.
Signs on doors: "No canvasmen, no salespeople and no Boffbowsh. Thankyou"
by Elbonio February 24, 2004
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Boffum

Boffum is a effective and easy-to-use word to get your point across. Boffum means " both of them", boffum is way easier and faster to argue your point.
"Bro I love tigers and lions, honestly boffum"

"Cookies and cakes are arguably both great, so I would sat boffum."
by - 8th Period AP Math Class October 29, 2020
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boffin

Well, it doesn't take a genius to realise,
being good at school can be cool. Put on your lab coats, BOFFINS RULE!
Umm... umm... I'd actually rather you didn't use the word "boffin", 'cause if anything it means "having sex".
by Andrea March 29, 2005
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