Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.

“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying “

by FezTheFather May 17, 2025

Blinker

Taking a hit of tobacco with keif on top

Just ripped a fat blinker now I'm high af

by Keelmobileis March 13, 2025

Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.

I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Pussy Blinkers

When you squint your eyes in a certain way and they look like pussy

Hey Billy! Those are some fine pussy blinkers

by Future_Ghost April 29, 2021

Blinker

A electronic automotive device for signaling that was overlooked and forgotten by both engineers and drivers on BMW vehicles.

That fucking idiot in the BMW is incapable of using his Blinker!

by The Box Slayer April 23, 2018

Blinker

A slur used against someone who blinks.

I saw that dirty, no good blinker getting goosed by my daughter!

by Soevil11 November 26, 2025

Blinker

Someone who is not paying attention to things and misses out.

That guy missed a huge opportunity. What a fucking blinker!

by notablinker September 26, 2022