blessings from afar

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"

Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

Blessing His Phone

To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.

Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*

by dirty_hotwheels August 25, 2021

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011

Dinner Blessing

A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.

1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."

2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."

by The Monkey Man May 10, 2013

Noah blessing

Complete stoner. Heartless. Will kill you under many circumstances.

He's gonna go Noah blessing on your ass!

by Dudade December 10, 2016

Ciara besson

A girl named Ciara who is married to Corbyn besson.Also a girl who is nice weird and funny.Corbyn married her November 6th and have been together 4 years. Ciara is now 18 as well as Corbyn.

Ciara besson is always making me laugh.

by Tropicalxavery April 20, 2018

CORBYN BESSON

Corbyn Besson is a sweet, loving, caring, and a super hot man. Corbyn is a person who loves space and would want to work for nasa if he was not a singer, that is what I love about him he wants to do something good for the world by creating new space craft trying to see if there isa new world out there. If you ask me Corbyn is not a snack, he is a full course meal!!!! He also is a very talented man in a band with four other amazing and talented men. If any of you fans see him in public don't go attacking him asking him for pictures he could be on vacation trying to get a break from everything because it is hard. BTW he is my boyfriend

If you are reading this go follow @whydontwemusic

Corbyn Besson is amazing

by CORBYNBESSONFAN December 5, 2019