blanket banana brown bingo 

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.

Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."

blanket banana brown bingo by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

Blanket Gophers by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

blanket snake 

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

blanket snake by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

blanket scarf 

An accessory item made especially popular by Lenny Kravitz, that is large enough to be a blanket but is worn as a scarf.

Person #1: "Look at that girl with that blanket scarf... I don't get it, is it a blanket or it is a scarf?"
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."

blanket scarf by Mel R P June 14, 2016

Blanket sesh 

An activity that occurs after a heavy evening of alcohol consumption. Upon returning home, instead of going to sleep, energetic students burrito themselves in blankets and discuss the highlights of the night's sesh, usually over a hot cup of tea.

Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.

After returning from a night out, Ricki and co encountered the empty sofa and several blankets. They put two and two together, and commenced the blanket sesh.

Blanket sesh by Tura the Snake February 16, 2018

Blanket Baby 

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.

Blanket Baby by Hela Armon April 8, 2019

Blanket Girl 

A girl who wears a blanket everywhere, typically in a high school of University environment.

"Why are these Blanket Girls wearing a Snuggie to my grandmother's funeral?"

Blanket Girl by Blanketman69420 February 13, 2020