Blanket Squad

The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.
"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"
by MMZMTS April 12, 2016
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stank blanket

Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.
by t-bone99 May 20, 2016
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Moist Blanket

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019
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Pearl Blanket

After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
by Kholer23 May 7, 2015
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Human Blanket

Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.
"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"
by Ki9 October 20, 2011
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man blanket

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.
Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.
by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005
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Flange Blanket

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.
E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?
by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012
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