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Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.
by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020
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andy blossom

Andy Blossom
The most beautiful Chinese woman to exist. Has many tattoos and get along well with the guys. Loves gay people. Is a kinky little shit and knows it. Has more kinks then you have hairs on your head. Is called bbg(Babygurl) often.
Holy shit.. you know Andy Blossom? I swear to god I wanna fuck her
by Bantan Booty hole May 23, 2018
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Baloney Blossom

My baby maker is hungry for a baloney blossom.

A baloney blossom is the snack the smiles back.
by lyrad17 July 18, 2009
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Cheryl Blossom

Calculated ice-queen with a perfect, careless facade that had been put in place practically since birth, but began cracking at the edges, since the dead of her beloved brother, Jason.

Head Bitch In Charge, Captain of the River Vixens and a very, very intelligent falme-haired queen with a crimson red lipstick on.

SOME OF HER BEST LINES:

"Hi, I'm Cheryl Blossom, aka Cheryl Bombshell, which means I need no reasons - I simply am. Feel free to tremble."

"Did you really think that you could have a party without inviting moi?"

And lots and lots of other amazing quotes, because she's a queen.

She's bisexual, dates Toni Topaz, but secretly loves Veronica Lodge. Oh, and loves setting houses on fire!
Follow my Instagram; @FascistSerpent. I'm the best Cheryl Blossom roleplayer, ever.
by FascistSerpent September 29, 2018
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cherry blossom

For every 100,000 cocks there are on Omegle, there is 1 cherry blossom.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 12, 2010
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Blossomous Maximus

Either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy.
she has a nice blossomous maximus
by hariguchi January 7, 2013
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cheryl blossom

The evil red headed bitch who had no idea she was a drug heiress
by Huffleclaw June 29, 2017
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