squit bleed

You make the female cum so hard she starts to squirt, shit herself, begin to have a nooe bleed, then go into a 10 second seizure.

Dude, last night i made my girl friend cum so har i made her squit bleed, i cant wait to do it tonight again.

by ADHLX August 6, 2009

stealth bleed

To drain a person or animal of blood, without the victim noticing before it's too late.

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.

by Goatess February 23, 2011

ball bleed

a thing u get when ur balls are so itchy to where they bleed from itching too much.

i had ball bleed from accidentally falling into poison ivy while taking a shit in the forest.

by nobody else here October 21, 2017

Time-Bleed

(Noun) Something (Video, Game, Music, etc.) that is good for spending a lot of time, with no productive outcome (Aside from self-entertainment).

Examples include Podcasts, Live Streams/Stream Vods, Music Playlists/Albums, among other long-winded media.

This video/game/podcast/playlist is a good Time-Bleed, if you're looking for one.

by FoobyDude October 15, 2019

Feed the bleed

When your on your period or due on and you have to eat everything in your fridge!

Oh girls I need to feed the bleed! Let's get a dominos.

by Girlbossadventures September 25, 2017

oklahoma nose bleed

throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.

John loves my blowjobs but says he wishes i would throw in an oklahoma nose bleed

by wiggywiggyyo November 25, 2019

Slide and bleed it

The act of showing up to a location (likely uninvited) and causing trouble.

He shouldn’t have done me dirty. You already know I’m bout to slide and bleed it.

by Zachary Young December 9, 2019