bladder

fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.

bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

Jack of Blades

A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.

Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!

by Juraga January 7, 2006

squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

by DDG September 8, 2006

blade

The location where prostitutes and pimps hustle. Also known as the ho stroll or the track

Imma put that ho on the blade tonight.

by ozonethegreat April 7, 2008

bladdered

To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

by Tex Mattera - the Italian Cowboy May 5, 2004

bladow

when you know you just did something completely amazing OR got something SO right.... and you want everyone to know about it. you're the shit and basically, thats all there is to it.

"I just got a hole-in-one...bladow!"

"uhh no Jack, the capital of Washington is NOT BRAZIL. Its Olympia. BLADOW.

by siri December 9, 2004

bladed at a 45

A defensive posture to reduce target zone. Similar stance is used in martial arts bout.

I knocked his arm away at the elbow while I took a step back and bladed at a 45 degree angle.

by minion87 February 4, 2014