He is a child beyond repair, he has been damaged through his life of bad choices and decisions. He believes himself to be brilliant but the truth is that he is scared of being alone, he has no intelligent features and in other words, he has no purpose on this earth and should be removed.
by De Captain March 25, 2019
“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
by hopey777 July 17, 2020
by buffalohides January 02, 2014
by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 13, 2022
A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
by Crankdat August 14, 2019
total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...
by polarbearmike November 02, 2010