Ugly Bastard

The most horrible thing to ever exist

Jacob: I’ve just been traumatized, I was curious, and decided to add some ugly bastard into the mix.
Bill: dude... I feel so bad for you.

by DaNewb360 March 16, 2018

Lucky Bastard

1. One called for being such a lucky man.
2.

Man 1: "Dude, he's dating the hottest girl of the school."
Man 2: "Oh Lucky Bastard

by Cocotones November 12, 2010

Egotistical Bastard

A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.

Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.

by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011

Compassionate Bastardism

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.

Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.

by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009

Blue Bastard

An alcoholic drink made with Vodka, Fresca, and grape flavoured Gatorade Fierce.

That blue bastard sure put him on his ass last night.

by Ratty Van Rat March 5, 2009

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

potato bastard

A name often called to Germany by Romano. But then again he calls every one a bastard, but potato bastard is commonly said to Germany.

"Germany! You potato bastard! You look like you have a moustache!!"-Romano
"But to me it looks like YOU have moustache."-Germany
"Gaah, shutup you potato bastard!!"

by Roderich Edelstein February 27, 2016