Gannon banned

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.

"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".

by Salsa July 13, 2005

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ray bans

A high end sunglasses brand that dates back to 1937. Originally created by Bausch and Lomb, the company was sold to Luxottica, an italian eyewear company. They popularized the aviator and wayfarer style sunglasses. The styles have come and gone alot over the years and wayfarers particularly are making a comeback. Lots of famous people have been caught wearing ray-bans:

Ray-bans in pop culture:
audrey hepburn
tom cruise- risky business, top gun
blues brothers
will smith-men in black
bob dylan
andy warhol
kevin bacon
Douglas MacArthur, full time bad ass...
John Lennon, Travis Bickle, Slash, M. Shadows, Sam Totman, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Madonna, Hunter S. Thompson, Dave Gahan, Megan Fox, Irwin Sparkes, Lemmy Kilmister, Johnny Knoxville, Pat Lobene, Freddie Mercury, Roger Waters, Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, Kanye West, Jim Morrison, Mas Oyama, Shahrukh Khan, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, Ely Buendia, Jeff Lynne and GG Allin.

presidents?
John F. Kennedy
Barrack Obama (yes, he has a pair)

"My Ray bans say 'Hand made in italy' however I doubt it."

"you rich bastard, you have ray-bans on"

by dopplemire April 18, 2009

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