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ball sack fart

The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!
by Schmendt November 17, 2013
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ball don't lie

A phrase commonly used by professional basketball player Rasheed Wallace; once famously yelled by coach Flip Saunders.

"Ball don't lie" is said when a player misses one, two or all three of his free throws after a questionable (read as: bullshit) foul call is made by an official. The ball is, essentially, the unbiased judge who will not reward the player by going in if the apparent foul was indeed bullshit.
*Andrew Bogut locks arms with Rasheed Wallace and trips over his own feet, prompting a foul call from the referee*

Rasheed: That's BULLSHIT, man!

*Andrew Bogut toes the line and proceeds to miss his first free throw*

Rasheed: BALL DON'T LIE!

*Bogut then attempts a second free throw and misses again*

Rasheed: BALL DON'T LIE, DAMNIT!
by Clint Malarchuk April 10, 2007
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ball soup

When, in the heat of summer, your balls are soaked in sweat.
I wish I had air conditioning - there sure is a lot of ball soup going on down there.
by Chintz November 5, 2004
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Ball-Tracker

A particularly useless person whose attempts to contribute in a group effort often hinders or doesn't contribute to the success of the group; ball-trackers fake work to get credit or to avoid of the consequences of doing nothing; originated as a pinball term when there are three people who all want to participate (one right flipper, one left, one ball-tracker who follows the ball with his finger)
"I'll be right flipper, James you're left, and Jacob, if you really wanna play you can be ball-tracker."
by gypsy disc March 23, 2016
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Ball pillow

The pillow used to strategically keep a man’s regular-sized to gigantic balls from being squished during PM sleep, nap-time or siestas.

This pillow is typically folded in half and put between the knees in the fetus or “spooning position”.
Boy: Baby, can I use that extra pillow as my BALL PILLOW tonight?

Girl: Nah, you know that pillow is for decoration only and I don’t want you stinking it up with your nasty ball sack.

Boy: Okay, then can I just use your face as my BALL PILLOW?

Girl; Sure.
by TrickyAru November 29, 2018
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Ball play

When you play with a guys balls sometimes while sucking his dick other times there's no dick sucking included

Balls dick head giving head playing with balls ballplay
Amanda: do you like ball play?
Josh:yeah you can suck on them if you want
by GemmaRose November 7, 2015
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Ball-Batter

She ate my ball-batter all up!
by MadManManic January 1, 2007
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