sketch bail

1. when a friend leaves the party earlier than anticipated, unannounced like a shadow in the night, due to overconsumption of spirits, or in the pursuit of booty (usually your sister).

"hey wheres Jeff?... i dunno man have you seen my sister?... awwww man wtf!? Sketch bailer!"

by Mr Eff October 16, 2008

Sam Bailey

A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.

Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...

by Flarebeboolin June 17, 2018

Pedo bait

Pedo bait is when a girl of age intentionally or unintentionally has a childish appearance, rather it be the way she dresses or whatever. It’s usually in the sexual sense.

That pornstar looks and sounds like a fucking little girl dude, that’s straight up pedo bait

by 956Chopped_&_Screwed210 October 23, 2022

butcher's bait

Someone that is so obnoxious they convince you that their sole purpose is to test your morality.

Steven: What the is that moron babbling about over there?

Sean: He was talking about how much of a shame it was that Bush couldn't run for a third term.

Steven: That idiot is butcher's bait for sure.

by Chaddy80 December 19, 2008

bailed

Verb:

1.to fail to show up for an important date, ditch someone

2.making up bull excuses inorder to get out of trouble or serious situations.

1.'Hey, did you meet up with Jack?'
'no, the jerk bailed on me.'

2.'gosh, i really needed to talk to her but she bailed on me!'

by Anti_Social October 2, 2005

cougar bait

A gentleman usually 21 or older (19 and up in Canada) that is in a bar enjoying his alcoholic beverage of choice that is being hit on by a woman typically 35 and up that may or may not have a few kids and some extra baggage.

Wow man you got so drunk last night that cougar mauled you. Way to be Cougar Bait.

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

pork n' bail

The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.

Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.

by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009