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Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.
"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"
by matt300 August 12, 2007
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Nagging Self-Awareness

The little voice in the back of your head that warns when something could end poorly for you. Commonly confused with the conscience. A Nagging Self-Awareness is different from a conscience in the sense that, while a conscience generally stops one from doing something that could harm, or hinder everyone involved, a Nagging Self-Awareness tends only to speak up when it's owner in particular stands to lose something from the deal.
"Ol' Frank always did have a talent for ignoring his Nagging Self-Awareness."
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awaken

To become aware of what is really true or real. Often referred to in connection to the Conscious Revolution.
Now is the time to awaken and remember who you really are.

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by Working2OpenUrMind&Heart February 2, 2014
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Senior Amateur Club

A club dedicating the art of senior college students reverting back to behaviors that one might have engaged in at age 18-19 or during the freshman year of college. These behaviors earn immediate membership into this celebrated grouping of individuals, and common characteristics of members include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Throwing up in innapropriate places
2. Awkward sexual activity and/or sexual activity with awkward people
3. Blacking out on a continual basis (i.e. 4+ times per week)
4. Passing out anywhere other than your own bed
5. Drunk dialing/texting
"The last thing I remember was throwing up in my career fair goody bag, then I blacked out and when I woke up this morning the bag was nowhere to be found and I still can't find it. We think I either threw it over the balcony or hid it somewhere in the apartment, and we're hoping it's not the later. That's definitely grounds for Senior Amateur Club membership"

"Girl, you totally joined the Senior Amateur Club last night. You talked a bunch of us into leaving the pregame to go to the social, even though nobody had left or was planning on leaving for a long time. We got as far as Squires parking lot and you told their DD to let us out because you were going to get sick. You then found a bush, sat in it, and refused to move until I finally talked you into moving to a bench. You could barely walk, so our DD came to pick you up, carried you into your apartment, and apparently after they left thats when you decided to go next door and throw up all over his bedroom and living room. When you got back to your apartment, you peed all over your bed and the important thing to note here is that you were still conscious."

"He woke up this morning and had 48 missed calls. Homeboy prob thinks I'm president of the Senior Amateur Club"

"I passed out on my balcony last night and the next day I got my Senior Amateur Club letter of acceptance."

"Guys, I threw up for the first time in college last night. Megan tucked me in and put a trashcan next to my bed thinking if I needed to vom I'd make the trashcan about a foot from my head. Next thing you know there is throwup all over my sheets and comforter. Senior Amateur Club anyone?"

"Dude, you totally joined the Senior Amateur Club last night. You do realize that you stole chips from 7-11, right?"

"None of the guys knew where he was, so I figured I would just call the police station to see if he might be there. I asked the woman if they had picked him up at all and she's like 'Oh yeah, we've got him!' That's when I knew he became a member of the Senior Amateur Club."

"I just woke up in a study lounge at our University Center. Backpack, books, clean clothes...don't know how or why I'm here. I got so shitfaced last night and I guess my inner Senior Amateur Club child said I should sleep in a 24 hour study lounge so I'd be ready for my 9 am."
by Patty Kirkpatrick December 29, 2007
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Amateur Hour

1) A term used to depict a time period where a lack of skill, ability, or performance was displayed. It is also used to mock people who "find the cheap way" to play games or perform tasks. This term can be used to many different types of situations.
Examples:

Applied to Work:

Boss: "Damn it Johnson! These papers are NOT in alphabetical order. What is this, Amateur Hour?"

Applied to Video Games:

Player A: "Wow, that kid is using a glitch. I forgot it was amateur hour this time of day."

Applied to Home:

Mom: "Rodney, your room is filthy. I thought I said clean it."
Son: "I did clean it."
Mom: "Did you clean it during amateur hour or something? This is atrocious!"

Applied to School:
Professor: "The class average was a D+ on this exam...seriously class, is it amateur hour when you all come here?"
by SlickolasNickolas March 4, 2010
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amateur hour

"Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes!"
by ipodguru December 29, 2008
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Rude Awakening

When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth
I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am
by Crapcrab October 22, 2016
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