avocado pizza 

A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them

OMG! they are total avocado pizza, ew.

avocado pizza by MewTheCat21 April 17, 2017

avocado steamboat

When you go vegan for a month and have someone toss your salad while you fertilize their throat.

Going vegan isn't worth it unless you've got someone to give you an avocado steamboat

avocado steamboat by GreenGuy69 August 10, 2017

Avocado person 

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado

That guy is such an avocado person

Avocado person by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017

avocado bush 

When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.

"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."

avocado bush by J DOLLA $IGN November 2, 2017

Avocado child

Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.

Billie Eilish is an avocado child

Avocado child by cryinfopxxlove3 January 3, 2019

avocado creampie 

stuffing semen and guacamole in to vagina

scotty is going to get a messy avocado creampie from those boy scouts

avocado creampie by ooobbie October 5, 2019

Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.

“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “

Avocado Dick by eflexalot January 4, 2020