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autistic austin

Mentally handicapped ford lover. Has a smaller than average penis size, but knows how to work with it. Falls in love with lesbians without even realizing it. Has a thing for his cousin
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head automatica

the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.
1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.
by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004
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Autistic

Of a person (or animal) who's neurodiverse or has autism, possibly caused by a mutation on chromosome 15 before development and birth. These people are normal but may have sensory, behavioral, and social differences. Otherwise, autistic individuals are either smart or intellectually impaired, sensory oversensitive or sensory undersensitive, unique, and creative. Neurodiversity is not retardation or taboo but a blessing and a personality trait.
Stupid: "You retarded?"
Me: "No, I'm autistic."
Stupid: "That explains why you're weird and probably stupid."
Me: "Oh, so an animal science nerd is stupid!? Spell 'intelligence'."
Stupid: "..."
Me: "Uh-huh! That's what I thought!"

I'm actually autistic, so if I ever encounter someone this stupid, I will just show them this.
by GigglesTheHyena May 1, 2019
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Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.
Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies
by apexcz June 26, 2020
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Autistic

Autism, or autism spectrum disorder (ASD), refers to a broad range of conditions characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication.
Alexander is a homeless autistic person
by On35hot23 August 15, 2021
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Gay Autistic Retard

“Oh, they Gay Autistic Retard got banned from twitter.”
by MyNameIsntJesse February 2, 2022
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Autostic

An autistic person whos special interest/hyperfixations are cars
Oh yeah im autostic
by MiloThatsTheName August 27, 2023
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