You're Autistic

A joke. This is what you say when someone is acting like a fucking dumbass. Some people use offensive humor. Get over it bitches.

Kelly: *Twerks like an Egg*
Helen: "Kelly, you're autistic."

by longschlong123 January 29, 2018

autistic sex

just like normal sex except the girl gets a dildo and fucks the man, both participants are autistic and therefore it is classified as normal.

my friend took autistic sex like a man from his retarded wife

by anonymoos porcufag October 25, 2017

autist retard

A term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real "autist retards."

"Martin Shrekli really educated those autist retards."

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

Autistic screech

A screech that an autistic child makes. Like this: REEEEEEEEEE!

An autistic screech is REEEEEEEE!

by Shzhshzuxux May 4, 2020

Autistic spazoid

A reaction that someone that has autism might have

Me:does something

My brother:SHUT THE FUCK UP AUTISTIC SPAZOID

by My brother bully’s me December 10, 2021

Autistic Donkey

The insult you use when you can't think of anything else.

Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018

Autistic Playtoy

noun. Those 3-sided "Fidget Spinners" that people play with in the middle of class to releave stress. Created for the initial purpose of calming the autistic down. Also known as "Autism Toys." Seriously, look that shit up.

"Look at my rare gold and dark blue fidget spinner!"
"I don't want to watch you play with your autistic playtoy you degenerate fuck."

by Back off. May 17, 2017