Autistic monkey

A very dumb individual who will always swing from crap and will throw his feces at anyone in his proximity.
by Mabias December 29, 2016
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You're Autistic

A joke. This is what you say when someone is acting like a fucking dumbass. Some people use offensive humor. Get over it bitches.
Kelly: *Twerks like an Egg*
Helen: "Kelly, you're autistic."
by longschlong123 January 29, 2018
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autistic sex

just like normal sex except the girl gets a dildo and fucks the man, both participants are autistic and therefore it is classified as normal.
my friend took autistic sex like a man from his retarded wife
by anonymoos porcufag October 20, 2017
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autist retard

A term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real "autist retards."
"Martin Shrekli really educated those autist retards."
by Lifesgambit January 05, 2017
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Autistic screech

A screech that an autistic child makes. Like this: REEEEEEEEEE!
by Shzhshzuxux May 05, 2020
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Autistic Playtoy

noun. Those 3-sided "Fidget Spinners" that people play with in the middle of class to releave stress. Created for the initial purpose of calming the autistic down. Also known as "Autism Toys." Seriously, look that shit up.
"Look at my rare gold and dark blue fidget spinner!"
"I don't want to watch you play with your autistic playtoy you degenerate fuck."
by Back off. May 18, 2017
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Autistic spazoid

A reaction that someone that has autism might have
by My brother bully’s me December 10, 2021
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