Auntie Em

Slang term for Lesbian.

She is an Auntie Em.

by oohmy September 4, 2005

Auntie

Aunties are the finest of Rez girls with Brown eyes and beautiful fake eyebrows. Aunties go on benders almost every weekend because they dropped out of school with no hope in life. I still love them though

Faye is a fine ass auntie

by Auntie snagger November 9, 2020

auntie

In the drug world, an older (usually middle aged) woman who deals and is genuinely nice and helps you out when you need it. Everyone loves the aunties but some take advantage of them.

I'm a little short on money but auntie is going to front me what I can't afford.

by shotaboyz June 29, 2014

Auntie

Code word used for “side chick” to disguise from main chick

Happy birthday Auntie!

by Runna1234 January 5, 2020

auntie g

auntie g is the most amazing person you'll ever meet! she's amazing from india and has THE BEST curry 🤪❤️

her favourite song is £1 fish and she's always down to party with the betas 😏
she always buys the best £1 fish for her betas and never EVER forgets the bleach in her signature dish (curry) 🖐🙄
she's married to uncle g but will ALWAYS divorce wife for you daling 💖

a:"did you try auntie g's curry yesterday?"
b: "yez daling we're all her curry munchers"

by betag November 9, 2020

Ur auntie asexual

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

by JetStreamSam May 12, 2018

Auntie

The rich and powerful. She is unbeatable. Fear her. Give her all your money. She has four choilds, her favorite being James “Special Choild”. And the other three choilds are: Stupid Choild, Good Choild, and Clueless Choild. She also has a strong Russian accent.

Sticky: “I can’t stand her.”
Stupid Choild: “FR!! I hate Auntie so much.”
Joe: “HISSSSSS!!”
Sticky: “I know Joe, I know.”
Auntie: “VAT YOU SAY, STUPID CHOILD??”
Stupid Choild: “Nothing Auntie, the powerful!”
Auntie: ”Shut up and go to basement.”
Stupid Choild: “I’m already here..”

by 🦐 November 9, 2019