National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

by LoydLonders November 15, 2022

almost couple

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking

Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?
Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!

by Lu1u February 28, 2009

The Almost Invisible Man

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM

Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?

by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008

Amos Moses

The subject of a hillbilly funk song of the same name, Amos Moses was the brainchild of Jerry Reed, in 1971.

According to the song, Amos Moses was a stoic, one-armed Cajun man that "hunted gators" (that is, alligators) back when the act was still criminalized. When a sherrif tried to catch him for his crime, he "never come out again".

The song describes him as a sort of tough as nails person, not unlike Chuck Norris, though his "super powers" were severely limited, since his power was "huntin' alligators down in the swamp boi".

See the Jerry Reed song, "Amos Moses".

by TurtleShroom August 6, 2011

atmosphere

Taking you on a celestial ride of funky beats and killa lyrics that sets them apart from any other rap duos or group. Atmosphere is by far one of the most original and best hip hop groups in a loooooong time.

The beatnuts, Cypress Hill, Guru

by KubrickStyle March 26, 2005

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-

by Lollica May 10, 2010