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Baltimore Antenna

When a paperclip is jammed in the coax input on the back of an LCD TV to pull in local networks over the air.
Ma didn't pay the cable bill so I guess we're using a Baltimore Antenna this month.
by RainKitsune November 6, 2019
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Marco Asensio

Marco Asensio Willemsen is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a winger and attacking midfielder for Spanish club Real Madrid and the Spain national team. After starting out at Mallorca, he signed with Real Madrid in November 2014, being consecutively loaned to his former club as well as Espanyol.
by CalmLikeABomb88 November 3, 2021
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Ascension

When you feel like you are about to shit yourself or lose your shit, but neither is happening. You are about to become god.
“Damn after that tab you gave me last night, I felt like I was gonna shit the bed, but I experienced ascension into the 7th dimension and moon walked through the 12 dimensions of funk. I’m omniscient and shit nigga.”
by The true most ascended March 8, 2020
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Aspen

The sweetest ski town in the WORLD! don't belive the people who call all aspnites animal haters- they not. They are lucky people -rich or poor- to live in the most beautiful enviorment and they do not take it for granted. Although rich snobs live there, so does the average middle class american familys. & They all blend toghether in such a glorius, wonderful way. + they all share several great loves.......skiing, snowboarding, rafting hiking and more!!! . Plus the skiing is so sick! So if you want to pick on a town where only rich snobs live attack the Hamptoms! God bless Aspen.... God bless you all. :)
Lola : halie aspen is full of rich snobs!
Halie : no way! It'sso pretty cool and awesome !
by SP&Iv August 24, 2009
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Aspen

A beautiful girl that belive it or not will probly share alot in common with you has a sweet heart is very funny likes to party and hang out with her friends always gets complaments on her hair shes the friend that you can share anything with people tell her things all the time because they trust her very quickly and will do anything for her family and friends shes the friend you can call at any hour to get you through the rough times because shes been through a lot and doesnt want anyone else to feel the way she has and shes a girl that is unique and someone you will never want to lose
Man aspens a funny,butiful girl that likes to party and gives great advice
by live freely June 19, 2016
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Aspen Avalanche

A sexual act where a women is doing cocaine off of an erect penis. Before she can do the next line the man will insert is coke laden penis into her anus causing it to go numb and lose control of her bowels causing her to shit her pants.
She was so into the Aspen Avalanche that I went through a whole eight ball last night.
by jdyno718 September 2, 2010
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ascend the tree

the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.
dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
by Jonathan Burkels January 6, 2012
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