a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.
me: hey assjack
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
by DrToeFingers November 21, 2011
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by Darkkayos0 January 6, 2009
Get the asscrack mug.The practice of clearing residual crap and aid in reducing swelling from/of the Anus/Rectum, while showering; with a pulsing shower wand. A useful exercise for ensuring personal hygiene and relieving posterior discomfort due to constipation, IBS, hemorrhoids, and paper rash. Sometimes referred to as an instant enema.
In order to save time instilling my personal hygiene, I prefer AssFracking as a substitute to sitting around with a ass full of suds.
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One of our coworkers has an abnormally high ass...we call her "A to the double SS back" (assback). She is terrid!
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