asstrophysics

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

asshro

1) A hilariously slurred pronunciation of Asshole, used by but not exclusive to peoples of Asian accent.

Yoah get outta my store yoah shoprifting asshro!

Jay is an asshro!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

asstro boy

A homosexual

hey asstro boy

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 1, 2006

assfong

an ass tool which has gay references

you're an assfong \:D/

by Plaatjie_uK June 25, 2008

Assroach

Big fucking ROACHES that just let themselves into your house like it ain't nobody's business to scare the shit out of you when you least need it, and refuse to leave after you tell them to get the hell out of your overpriced apartment, especially in Charleston, South Carolina. Pretty much a cross between an ASSHOLE and a COCKROACH!
See also "Palmetto Bug"

While, at 5AM, Betty and Bob study for their 5 final exams for the morning:
Bob: HOLY SHIT! Was that a cat that just crawled accross your ceiling or was that the biggest cockroach I've ever seen?
Betty: Oh... that's just another assroach.

by Scared-shitless Yankee July 22, 2012