autastic

1) Something so stupid that it ends up being great anyway.

2) a fantastic autistic person...

(friend does something stupid) "hey man, your autastic...!"

by D13 1n a F123 April 21, 2007

Autastic

A highly intelligent but socially inept person. Often exhibits traits similar to that found in people with Asperger syndrome.

Steve Jobs may be fantastic, but Bill Gates is autastic.

by sunstroked March 8, 2009

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

autastic

Something so great that it causes all who witness it to become autistic momentarily.

Holy shit! That was autastic...derrrr

by Infant Messiah February 19, 2008

asshatic

1. The state of being an asshat.
2. asshat adam
3. diamondratiasu

Adam was being extremely asshatic today.

by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004

Anntastic

Synonymous with fantastic. Is often used sarcastically.

"I finished my homework!"
"Well wasn't that just Anntastic of you?"

by Anntastic May 19, 2006