Ashlen

Ashlen is the type of person you wouldn't want to mess with. Don't get me wrong she is a beautiful person and everyone is always talking about her(in a good way). She has a kind heart but 80% of the time she is satan. The best time you want to be friends with her or hangout with her is when she is asleep. So have a sleepover with her.

She is always the first one to have a boyfriend and has many lined up for her. But she knows which one is good for her.

Omg Ashlen! Run!

by Darlinggoochy April 4, 2017

ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

Ashley Horne

Ash Horne is from the band The Midnight Beast (TMB) with Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely. They have a large following on Youtube and their parody of Tik Tok by KE$HA went to no. 1 on the Australian charts.

Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.

*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)

Girl 1: Why does Ashley Horne look so good in every freaking photo?

Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.

Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)

by Tipsofmytoes April 7, 2010

mike ashley

Mike Ashley is a fat cockney bastard. He loves to shag Dennis Wise and will suck you off for a pound. He is foaming because Amanda Staveley spent £40 of his money on a curry. He has to change his shirt every half our coz he’s fat as fuck the smelly bellend

Mike Ashley is fat as fuck

by Rafasmags January 17, 2018

Ashley Purdy

(noun) - sex god; bassist of Black Veil Brides; owner of Purdy Porn; actor, featured in several Dennis Westower tapes

Him: Oh, did you hear about Ashley Purdy?
Her: Yea! He just became president of the world!
Him: Oh I was talking about his new Purdy Porn

by Cannibal Clark May 15, 2011

Ashley

Someone who loves Apples. But seems to always claim to hate them, even if they are eating one.

Me: How's that apple?
Other Person: I hate Apples *Eating an apple*
Me: You're such an Ashley.

by *Insert Unused Name Here* June 19, 2013

athletic scholarship

How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.

Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.

James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.

by Ginormous D May 7, 2011