parents

a bunch of fuckers who where so retarded that forgot a condom and expect you to worship them because of it.
they make you want to live in a grave so you not see them anymore. don't listen to crap they say. just pretend and shit.
unfortunately the only way you can escape them is to kill yourself.
soon both you and your parents and fucking siblings will be in grave. finally free

and nope . no afterlife, resurrection, ect . how could a god so retarded exist that make parents and force you to worship them?
be in peace my friends.

a retarded normie: parents make roof above your head, you have to worship them blah blah blah
a normal person: fuck off normie.

by fgfggffgf July 31, 2019

Parents

Something That I Don't Have.

Person 1 "Hey What Are Parents?" Person 2 "I Don't Know"

by Tantromium May 29, 2021

parents

idiots you'll be happy to not see anymore when you die.

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by ojgfghh October 12, 2019

Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

by The G Ome September 3, 2022

Parents

the assholes that force you to do everything and blame you for something they did. It’s not your fault, I promise. You’re perfect. Love you.

‘My parents were on a call last night, and blamed me for them overcooking the food while I was asleep?’

by Rowanglowz June 12, 2021

Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell

Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same

by owo hecc September 23, 2018

parents

they raised u and shit but they dont GET u, yk?

ugh parents

by chooch-meister May 22, 2020