Apocolashed

To consume copious amounts of alcohol on a night out resulting in a comatose state before 12 midnight.

Alright hombre, good night out?

Ah mate, don't. I got absolutely apocolashed.

by THE best man. April 30, 2009

Apolonia

Apolonia is a great sister but sometimes she can be a bitch. She is the type of girl who doesn't like being involved in a drama. If I were you I wouldn't get in her bad side, she is quite a rebel. Apolonia is also a great basketball player if she has great a teammate to work with. Not many guys are attracted to her because of her attitude. Apolonia is a beautiful woman and caring.

Damn she's pretty she must be Apolonia.

by Loser2345 January 11, 2017

republican apology

A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.

Republican apology-

Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"

Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."

Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."

Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"

by docsterx July 23, 2012

Fruit Cup Apology

When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.

Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.

If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.

It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.

Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.

by Fragglerock March 20, 2015

White Apology

When a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. Not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.

White person- "Hey I saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you I am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being."

Person of color- "Thank you?"

Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"

Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."

by Flippityfloo November 20, 2014

Apology Sex

Is when a guy makes love to his angry lover as an apology by bringing back the excitement.

After having apology sex, Taylor forgives Kyle for cheating.

by Grandpa Smith July 29, 2009

Tit apology

where a woman who to apologise to her friends who happen to be men or any other men shows her tits.

man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.

by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009