The act of dashing to one's own bedroom naked, in the presence of roommates, after forgetting to bring a towel to the shower.
Hey, I didn't see that you had guests. Would y'all mind turning around- I'm apartment streaking back to my bedroom.
by Waynesville July 30, 2014
by John Michael Cruze November 26, 2021
A section 8 hood apartment in East Houston, Texas, located near Beltway 8 and Woodforest Blvd, bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, crime prances around the area and was even worse in the 2000s, has a psuedo-nice exterior to it and a clean-cut looking leasing office but still burglaries, neighborhood drama, drugs, nightly gunshots, etc.
“Y’all heard about that block party last night at them Lafayette Village Apartments? 12 had to come lock some people up for fighting”
by DaisyDukesDaisy January 01, 2024
A section 8 apartment in East Houston around Beltway 8 and Woodforest bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, 21 mins away from Downtown Houston. Usually for senior living, has psuedo-nice exterior but situations regarding carjackings, gunshots, neighborhood fights, drugs, etc.
by DaisyDukesDaisy December 30, 2023
The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises
I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops
by RynothaGyno June 03, 2020
The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024
"They were supposed to play IM's with us!" "Dude remember, we're RHIT West Apartments. We can barely get 7 people to at least show up."
by AiYuuko April 02, 2022