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Agender

A person that identifies as neither a boy or a girl
Lex is agender. This means that they are not a boy or a girl.
by Lex <3 October 12, 2016
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the gay agenda

the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*
here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives
by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023
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agent 00

Agent 00 is a popular NBA 2K youtuber THAT YOU SHOULD SUB TO. He’s also apart of the popular “AMP” Group.

He also has a secret relationship with Legend of Winning
Me: Hey have you heard of Agent 00?

Friend: No who is that?

Me: He’s a youtuber or something and I think I saw him making out with LOW
by bhrisstopher September 15, 2020
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skank agents

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.
"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem
by SkankAgents Chick November 23, 2006
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agendered

"Agendered" describes a transgender person who does not have a gender, or lacks a gender identity.

An agender identity falls under the broader transgender category of "Genderqueer," yet unlike other more gender-fluid or third-gender categories of genderqueers (such as Androgyne, Bi/trigender, Polygender, Third gender, genderfluid etc.), an agender identity has no identification with any gender, or lacks a gender identity; Such people could be said to be gender-neutral.

Agendered people may or may not experience body dysphoria, and may or may not have or seek access to various forms of body modification (hormones, surgery, etc.). An agendered person who seeks to alter their body to be gender-neutral is frequently termed a "Neutrois" (pronounced "nu twa".) Additionally, agendered people may or may not express characteristics labeled femme or butch, but such expressions have no bearing on their gender-less identity itself.
Jesse rocks the boygrrrl androgyny, but Claude C. is agendered, totally gender-less sexiness.
by PhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhi November 5, 2010
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Agent Orange

A drink containing:

1 oz. Jim Beam
1 oz. rum
1 oz. Apple Schnapps
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. Yukon Jack
1.5 oz. grenadine
fill with orange juice
I passed out after drinking too much Agent Orange last night.
by mandymacabre March 15, 2010
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special agent oso

A fucked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to "help" children accomplish remedial tasks. Usually can't wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. Gets the answers from the audience and his wristwatch. His best friends include a pretentious wolf, a retarded hillbilly racoon or squirrel lookin hoochie named "dotty" and some fuckin james earl jones soundin nigga who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. His vehicles include a faggot french train named RR Rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. Obviously a Sandusky faggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.
Little Billy: Special agent oso what are you doin here? Are you here on a special assignment?
Agent Oso: Why don't you come find out.
<sound of door closing>
Billy's Mom: Billy where are you?
Agent Oso: Oh shit I better dip on outta this bitch. Hit it whirly bird.
by pimpinthe405 November 23, 2011
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