hal-alhala

* One who frequently fornicates with a friends mother and/or sister
* One who frequently owns your face
* One who is consistently greater than you

"Yo that kid is an ill hal-alhala, he never stops fucking"
"That hal-alhala is one of the leetest in the world"

by Mordred Handerschmidt February 1, 2004

alfalfa

if you are receiving oral sex from your girl but she doesn't like to swallow you pull out when you are ready to orgasm and ejaculate across the top of her head giving her some what of a cow lick look

"girl why is your hair sticken' up in the back?" "i didn't want to swallow so my man gave me an alfalfa!"

by z'boy December 22, 2007

alalie

Alalie(Al uh lee) a native girl that is thought to be beautiful inside and out, like the morning draft when the sun is rising, , the pink light of the sky. She almost dtives peol crazy with her awesome personality and smart attitude.

We saw an Alalie at the powwow.

by Allalie January 26, 2017

Alfalfa male

Pony-tailed, sensitive, hemp wearing male somehow quite attractive to certain females. These are often vegetarian/vegans and great fans of poetry. Usually are environmentalists.

Scott is such an alfalfa male, a complete pussy but the chicks dig him.

by McNevin September 19, 2009

King alal bobo

Another B.S cert for those who actually work and can never find another sec in there life to spend on getting a cert they know nothing about.

Don - Hey I'm a CCIE, CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS
what about you?

Tom - Hey well I'm a King Alal bobo, why don't you toss my salad.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Alial

Origin: Ali Al...
A man with an exceptionally large penis.

Person 1: I wanna do Alial
Person 2: Don't we all

by dfzhrdgt June 9, 2018

Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage)

The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.

Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms

by Zayyyy July 3, 2011