Alterextion

Alterextion: is when a man becomes aroused his penis points in instead of out. A hard on that points in. Adverb

prononced- alter-ex-tion

"You call that sex? that was hardly even an "alterextion"

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2019

Alte Cruise

The Contemporary new wave of alternative,genre-bending and creative Afro-fusion music

Wow I loved that music, deffo alte cruise type !

by Altecrusie4Life February 26, 2021

Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Alté

Somebody that is different or unique , classy and fashionable in the nigerian pop culture

All the alté kids are going to phase 1 for spazz

by altejesu May 18, 2018

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

alter boy

a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.

Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)

by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007

AlterLynx

A YouTuber with some subscribers rivaling Pewdiepie.

AlterLynx wastes hours playing Garry's Mod.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017