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Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016
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Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.
by Noedelkes June 16, 2019
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children
Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas
by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025
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Apocolyptic alpacas

A metal band formed in linthwaite made of two children
I'm in a band called apocolyptic alpacas
by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025
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Deep Space Alpacamacorn

A Alpaca, llama and unicorn hybrid that is typically spotted in deep space.
The Deep Space Alpacamacorn nests in an asteroid for the night.
by StrongSheep June 30, 2019
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