alof

when you are too excited to use "a lot" in a text message or email

Ashley used "alof" of o's expressing her desperation and withdraw from some devil duck

by bcutty September 3, 2019

AOOF

A thing that just happens to suck to people opportunities and not successful on their stuff.

My friends were doing something and it went AOOF and made them fail om everything

by Mike Westin June 3, 2021

spoof-a-loof

the act of smoking crank and not even pretending to give a shit about what anyone else in the room is saying or doing, concentrating solely on the act of spoofing

Even as the cops entered the room, he was much more concerned about chasing that hit, he was spoof-a-loof

by pokergod67 July 8, 2011

Doof-a-Loof

A dope. Someone who is so dumb.

Jacqueline Kelly is such a Doof-a-Loof

by Bedross May 7, 2011

aloft

When your balls end up matrix-style floating in the air

Cletus was drunk fucking Mathilda and attempted to switch position into something too complicated for his inebriation level, lost his balance and toppled end over end with his balls aloft.

by PJM121 August 8, 2015

Aloosh

When you are forever friendzoned by all the girls you talk to and cant escape.

Damn, this girl just Aloosh’d me

by Troven June 6, 2019

aloofer

a hot,elusive female with a tendency to throw expensive electronic devices in the water- can be found most often poolside baggin rays- has been known to scare younger men

"jamie is such an aloofer-

by donn seidholz June 30, 2005