Altona, NY

Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.

"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.

by Tona man derp a doo August 18, 2011

afton

that is me

i am afton.

by super unicorns October 30, 2018

michael afton

a really hot guy that should totally date and marry me right now

person 1: omg michael afton is so hot 😍
person 2: yes fr. i love him so much aaaah
person 3: what the hell
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP 🤬

by Kokisimp March 4, 2022

Alfonso

A short dark skinned Male person with a big heart. Alfonso's are often very sensitive and shouldn't be expected to indulge in activities that they think will harm them. Though they have a tough outer self, once you get to know them deeper, you find a kind and caring individual who has a soft spot for assholes like me.

Aww, you're such an Alfonso!

by Colton Silverquill February 21, 2020

Afton Iowa

An amazing town full of helpful people and a funny cop. It does have a few bad young kids but its family.

I would love to live in Afton Iowa.

by Triger69 July 9, 2016

Aftons

Aftons were a happy family but they are dead. They are from a game called Five Night At Freddy's.
One is C.C. but his real name is Evan not Chris it was a fan named by a fan.
Elizabeth was the youngest child and died by Circus baby aka a killing machine by her father William
William is a murderer and killed those kids named Gabriel as FReddy, Jeremy as Bonnie, Susie as Chica, Fritz as Foxy, Charlie as Puppet aka marionette and Cassidy is a boy with a little girl's voice, he is a younger brother of Gabriel.
Ms. Afton we all don't know her name so She is called Ms. Afton.
Micheal killed C.C. on accident on his 10th birthday, he died by his sister Elizabeth

It is about the Aftons

by Aft()nsgobrrrrranddead321134 May 22, 2021

East Alton

A small town in Illinois a pissing distance away from St. louis. Its made up of a bunch of wannabe black people who are now getting there asses kicked by real black people that are moving in from Alton. there are the occasional skater/biker kids around but no-one pays attention to them so they turned emo. We do have a school team called the "OILERS"...oiler colors are moroon and gold(gay) but at least there not Red and Blue....our sports teams think there all bad ass but in reallity the only team we beat is the shells, but thats not saying much. The one fun thing East Alton people do is go to wal-mart and walk around trying to find people they know then on the way home buy a humdinger and hitting some poor defensless person on the side of the road with it probably giving them a concussion, but who gives a fuck we're from East Alton!

Guy 1) Hey do you wanna hang out in east alton today?....

Guy 2) What the fuck are you on??? Wood River is llike 3 seconds away dumb ass!!!

Guy 1) oh ya.............

by S. Daveys June 1, 2009