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Alek

What a wetty. His parents must of hated him a lot to name him Alek instead of alex. No one likes Alek. People pretend to be his friends but they are really not Aleksandra friends. Lonely alek
"I feel bad for Alek. He has no friends"
by James bondes February 23, 2019
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ALEKS

Legal form of child abuse disguised as a math program.
Person1: my school is using ALEKS for math
Person2: Run.
by Sushiaddict4x September 18, 2024
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Alek Patoschka

Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.
OH SHIT THERES AN ALEK PATOSCHKA ON MY DICK
by Alek Patoschka May 30, 2019
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Aleks

yk Aleks hes super cool
by Brynn is pretty November 25, 2021
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Alek

Look at Alek’s 7.6! It’s sooooo big!
by Papi6976 November 23, 2021
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alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
Alek David fish is the best man on earth.
by gulmworder August 28, 2022
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Aleks

Aleks is a dumbass who can’t type back for his life. Short for the name aleksander he will be very rude to you. No matter what, he will try to make you feel bad or pOiNt something out about you that you already know. But, aleks can be sweet and he can make your day. But he will leave you on opened, read or seen.
Oml, aleks! You never answer me
Shut the hell up, Aleks
by Spicymeloon June 28, 2019
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