alaskan hummer

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.

If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.

by mimzy December 9, 2008

Alaskan Snow Blower

While getting a blowjob the man sprinkles cocaine on the pubic hair region so his partner can snort cocaine

I gave that bitch an alaskan snow blower last night what a coke whore

by apricotalan May 13, 2010

Alaskan Spear-Thrower

this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elavated surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang i.e. penis into the womans vagina or asshole

i broke my dick attempting the alaskan spear-thrower

by Jacob Morales April 23, 2007

alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Alaskan bitch slap

Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.

Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.

by H T H August 29, 2007

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

Alaskan bearclaw

An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them

My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw

by spodderman May 23, 2014