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Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019
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Alabama wham-a-lamma

The erection you present to your girl after you masterbate before sex with her.
Yo I squeezed one off before I slammed my girls cheeks you know I had to give her the Alabama wham-a-lamma
by Dub wobble February 25, 2020
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Alabama shit sock

When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night

person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock

person 1: atta boy
by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
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Karma Akabane

person 1: hey who's karma akabane from assassination classroom?

person 2: hot
by t0byw0bby October 5, 2021
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Alabama Cheese Feeder

Performed by farting into your cupped hand and slapping someone in the mouth, effectively adding insult to injury.

To carry out this action, place your cupped hand over your anus immediately after flatulating. In the same way you would eat a handful of popcorn, pretend you are feeding that to your target...violently.

If done correctly, the motion will give the recipient a good sample of your brew while taking care of whatever needs that demanded this fool be slapped in the mouth to begin with.
"Aaron had been dicking with his iPhone since he got to work today. I was tired of covering his ass while he messed around, so I gave him an Alabama Cheese Feeder."

"That angry little asian guy just gave me the middle finger again! I'm going to give him an Alabama Cheese Feeder!"
by FUHanSolo October 2, 2010
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Alabama mudflap

When a woman's inner vaginal lips are SO huge and hang down so low they can actually fold back and rest against the anus, hence giving them a "muddy" appreance.
Vicky dropped her drawers to reveal the nastiest set of Alabama mudflaps I have ever seen!!!! I think I vomited in my mouth a little!
by Leonard W. July 16, 2007
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Alabama Anaconda

Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.
"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."
by MagentaMedusa November 19, 2021
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